Mother retiring to Motherland

After more than a year since her stroke my mom can finally go home to consume all the butong (young coconuts) and fresh fish (fresh fish) she wants, but hopefully not ginamos (salt-enclosed anchovies). My mom’s 60th birthday just passed which means that her Social (In)Security benefits are now approved. We’re leaving this Valentines Day so I can try to hook up with one of the flight attendants but I have to be back on the 26th to get a job and watch the new Transformers movie.

Pre-Valentines day link round up

• Remains found of two people hugging. Possibly died during sex.
• A video for those of you who just got OUT of a relationship.