Would you like 1 eeg or 2?

There are 2 restaurants in America that serve a Filipino breakfast for $2.95 and both of them are on the same street and run by Chinese people. Which doesn’t surprise me because the best Chinese food I had were by Mexicans.

One of them is called “Superstar” and the other is called “Gateway Kitchen.” There are no signs on the outside of both these 40-year-old buildings indicating a “Filipino breakfast,” but once you go inside, all you’ll see are Filipinos eating their bangus, tocino, and longanisa with a scoop of garlic rice, an egg, and some random vegetable/canned fruit that no one eats. I recommend these 2 places for poor college students who don’t care about ambience. And unless your date is a fatter, less attractive Rachel Ray, you’re gonna get slapped.

I recommend any dish but be sure to ask for Hong Kong style pork chops on the side (photo above). Order a to-go box because they fill that sucker with rice. Tell ’em Filipeanut sent ya, ya hear!