Giant pink rabbits

Insects in the Philippines are twice the size of insects in America. But you should see the rabbits. They’re huge, pink, and make great rabbit adobo.

Growing up I wished I could be a super hero like Batman or She-ra. Instead I grew up to be Pink-rabbit-man. It’s worth it though, being able to hop over children 19 months or younger in a single bound and blowing kisses. I know that with great power comes great responsibility, but after a while it gets real hot in that costume and when kids ages 10 and above start kicking me, I become depressed.