Filipeanut’s guide to women

I chase beautiful women ALL the time. There’s a lot of running involved but that’s when the magic happens. Like last Saturday I went to the club all by myself because that’s how I roll and I danced with 5 different girls. I was 7 feet away from them when I did, standing by the bar, but im pretty sure they liked it.

I met one girl where my game took our relationship to the next level:

Me: Hey so do you like cats? …I think cats are a real social… things.
Chick: Shit, where’s my mace.

Unfortunately she found it. So I danced the night away with my eyes closed. But, I still looked cool because I was holding a drink the whole night, indicating to the ladies that I had money to buy a drink, even though it was just orange juice. If you ever see me at the club, don’t call me by my real name, Filipeanut. By night, you can call me Cutey Babes.