Pancit Canton

It’s good luck to eat pancit new years day and at birthday parties because it means long life full of happiness and high blood pressure. Shoot i’ll eat this everyday then.

All you need is dry pancit canton noodles and a gun. Chop up all the vegetables and meats you want in it. Fry meats first, vegetables last, and throw in the pancit with chicken broth. Keep stirring until most of the broth is soaked up, the noodles are nice and lovely, or until you give up and decide to go to Panda Express, which is where you’ll need the gun to get food for free. Or you can look up the recipe from someone who knows what they’re doing.

UPDATE: See a more worth-while (I hope) pancit canton recipe post here.