Gangsta snowman interrupts family picnic

If you see a group of Filipinos standing and eating off paper plates with their hands, stay away. Peeling sticky rice kernels off your feet can be stressful. Rice also attracts angry snowmen.

My family was having lunch when a snowman in an Oakland A’s cap came by and threw snowballs at my uncle’s Mahjong table.

As the snowman was screaming “Oakland bitch!” I picked up one of our rice cookers, threw it as his head, and made halo-halo with his dead body. Thanks to the snowman, i’ll always remember never to make halo-halo with yellow snow. Good times.