Manila, the Earth needs you (and Brazil… and sliced bread)

I just realized that anybody can make the world’s biggest sandwich. All you have to do is take a slice of bread (or pan de sal, whichever you prefer) and throw it on the ground. At that same exact moment, another person on the other side of the globe must also place a slice of bread on the ground, therefore making an… EARTH SANDWICH (cue thunder and barking dogs).

Unfortunately there are billions of gallons of cold Indian Ocean water on the other side of the world, directly under me. So unless you have a submarine and waterproof dough, i’m out of luck. But if you live in Manila all you have to do is ask your long lost uncle in Pontes e Lacerda, Brazil to help you make an… EARTH SANDWICH… and you will be remembered in history books as the first brown people to make an… EARTH SANDWICH. Why? Because it’s already been done by Canadians.