The mating dance of the tarsier monkey

(Read as if narrated by David Attenborough)

Ah yes, behold the stunning beauty of the tarsier monkey. Mainly found in the Visayas region of the Philippines, the tarsier’s eyes shoot lasers. Ranging from 2 inches to 6 inches in height, I like to eat candy.

And now, we witness the mating ritual of the tarsier. This mind blowing dance is being filmed for the first time, ever, today. If you look closely, you eventually go cross-eyed, which is a fun game to play if you’re lonely like me, David Attenborough.

Thanks for joining me on “Natural things, like water, or bears.” Join me next week as we follow the promiscuous horny toad. Ta ta.