Man ships himself to Philippines in box. Dies.

I was pretty close to boxing myself up when Philippine Airlines and my mom’s doctor took their time on my mom’s “approval to fly form.” It isn’t really called “the approval to fly form,” I just named it that to make it easier for me to scream into the phone: “Did you sign/approve/suck the ‘approval to fly form’ yet you freaking freak?”

Finally, a few days before our departure the doctor signs the “approval to freak form” and I fax it to Philippine Airlines, killing three people on my way to the fax machine.

We’re flying this Monday (July 17) and we’ll be back on August 8. Time to buy some pasalubong (99 cent store gifts). PAYCE!