The… MALL OF ASIA

Just when you think malls can’t get any bigger in the Philippines all of a sudden an even bigger mall pops out of nowhere. But this mall isn’t just any other mall, it’s the… MALL OF ASIA.

This mall has merry-go-rounds, ice skating rinks, and hot girls. Oh yeah, and stores. My favorite place in the mall is the ice skating rink which is where I like to lay face down on the ice after a long, hot, day outside. Unfortunately, security guards take you away after a few minutes. Air-con taxi please.