Secret agent Filipeanut

Good afternoon/evening ma’am/sir. My name is Peanut. Fili, Peanut. I am a super-secret agent who just received Philippine citizenship thanks to the Philippine government’s dual citizenship law. I now report to both Tito George Bush and Kuya Gloria Macapagal Arroyo and have cultural-identity issues that make me cry at night. Carrying multiple passports enables me to be like my idol James Bond, who carries different ID’s for super-secret missions and womanizing.

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