Whoever wins is fat

To celebrate Filipino-American history month, outgoing and horny Filipino college students participate in what are called “spam-eating contests.” Spam, like Catholicism and herpes, was brought over by foreign white people during the late something-hundreds. But it was the Filipino college student who discovered Spam’s potential in getting one popular and laid. One day, the Chinese will have kung pow chicken contests. Until then, the world will have too much kung pow chicken.