My new year’s resolutions

1. Grow 2 feet taller. Which is guaranteed because I jumped real high on new year’s eve.
2. To create a time machine and go back to January of 2006 and finish 2006 resolutions.
3. And then, with this time machine, to go back to 2002 and assassinate befriend the future boyfriend of that hot Japanese girl in my International Relations class I took in 2004.
4. After that, go forward to 2005. In 2005, I start a blog called Filipeanut.com. Instead of that, i’ll invest in a company called Google.

Forget losing weight, buying ProActiv® for my acne, or learning Italian. Ruining the time fabric of 2007 sounds like a great resolution to me. Happy new year!