All hail Datu Filipeanut

Bow down. I am Datu Filipeanut. Destined for kingship in my barangay, I took on the role of Little Datu at the age of 10. This is me during a ceremony where I had to demonstrate my fighting skills and cat-like reflexes. As a matter of fact, it was I who had passed the art of Filipino fighting to westerners like Chuck Norris and Donald Duck.