Convicted ex-congressman’s mole speaks out about what really happened

Romeo Jalosjos will be freed after serving 13 years of his two life terms in prison for raping an 11-year-old girl.

Let’s cut to the chase. If you want to float above the Philippine justice system, become a politician who supports whomever you think will be the next president. That way, when you rape a little girl, you can have your life sentences reduced down to 13 years in a tennis club.

I have a solution to this problem, pinpoint Jalosjos’ brain (located in his mole with 5 white hairs on it), and then squeeze it out. You know, like a pimple.

(Photo: AFP and Straits Times)