Cute couple

(Read as if narrated by David Attenborough or Yoyoy Villame)

Good evening ma’am/sir, and welcome to another episode of “Wildlife Discovery Channel Planet.” Today we will be following the elusive sea urchin, or as the locals here in the visayan region of the Philippines call them, spikey-ass balls (swaki‘). Here in my hand is one of these spikey-ass balls, and next to it, a cute-ass orange star fish that i’ll probably end up eating as well.

Thanks for joining me on “Wilderbeast Discoverer Kingdom World.” Tune in next time when we go to Africa and drink elephant poop water.