Do not enter. Or else I will spank you.

They say the first sign you’ll see when you arrive in the Philippines says, “Welcome to the Philippines, the most Catholic country in the world. Beware of pick-pockets.”

I haven’t seen this sign yet but i’ve seen others. Most of the signs sound like my family members wrote them. The “OPPs!” sign reminds me of my Lolo Tony. Whether he’s directing a car backing up or watching a kid trip, you can be sure he’ll say “Op’s,” “Epp,” or any word with a vowel and two p’s after it.