Filipino food puns and jokes (short & sweet comics, or komiks)

July 5, 2022

Updated April 20, 2023

Here are some corny Filipino food puns and jokes you can tell your pamangkids when you’re on a road trip and they have no choice but to listen to you.

I drew these comics for my Filipino Food Art project. Enjoy!

We all make mistakes

Taglish joke or pun about bistek — Get this as an art print on my Filipino Food Art shop on Society6.

Cook 1: “Sayang I put too much salt.”
Cook 2: “You’ve made a big BISTEK.”

Galavanting coconuts

Filipino pun comic about gata and laing — Get this as a printable on my Filipino Food Art Etsy.

Anak: “Sorry, I GATA go!”
Nanay: “No you don’t, why are you LAING?”

Identity issues

Lugaw and goto joke or pun — Get this as a printable on my Filipino Food Art Etsy.

Anak: Ma, I’ve changed my name to Lugaw.
Nanay: What? GOTO your room!

Sweet vacation

Monggo hopia filipino food pun joke — Get this as a printable on my Filipino Food Art Etsy.

Hopia 1: Wow! Two tickets to MONGGOlia!
Hopia 2: I HOPIA like it.

Food fight between Lumpia & Ngohiong

Bisaya filipino food pun joke about Ngohiong or 5-spice ubod or heart of palm lumpia — Get the artprint on Society6.Filipino Food Art Etsy.

Lumpia: I taste better!
Ngohiong: NGOHIONG don’t!

Korny kakanin (an older comic I made)

Suman and biko food pun joke comic — Get this as an artprint on my Filipino Food Art shop on Society6.

Suman: You gave me SUMANy chocolates! Why?
Biko: BIKOs I love you.

This lumpia is on a roll

A literal fresh lumpia (a fresh lumpia with sunglasses) — Get this as a printable on my Filipino Food Art Etsy.

Nobody:
Fresh lumpia: “Stay fresh pare.”

Pen pun pals being “sili”

Comic of two sili or chili pepper characters. Do you haba pen? Dont be sili I do! — Get this as a printable on my Filipino Food Art Etsy.

Siling Haba: Do you HABA pen?
Siling Labuyo: Don’t be SILI, I do!

Pusit pun

Stay PUSITib, and INKredible!

Pusit pun, the SEAquel

Stay PUSITib and happy, like you’re tenTICKLED!

Photos of funny puns, signs, and more

Make it Kwek food stall. See more photos of funny puns and signs here.

Whenever I travel or simply go out to bike or eat, I’ll find an occasional funny pun on a sign, or a hilarious product. I took photos of some I’ve seen and posted them in a blog post. If you have any you’ve seen on the street, do share them and I’ll cite you as the PUTOgrapher.

More corny jokes to come

I really enjoy making these, or reading corny Filipino dad jokes and puns online. Check out more cringe-worthy Filipino puns and jokes using some of the most random words, from Louis Vuitton to names of provinces, in my blog post here. What corny Filipino puns and jokes do you know that I should make art for? Meanwhile stay tuned for more!