Filipino stimulus package

Since we’re in a recession I did my part to stimulate the world economy. Instead of buying 3 pieces of chicken from Jollibee, I bought 3 buckets. Don’t worry I have your back, World.

$35 dollars for 18 pieces of Jollibee is equal to:

• 4 full tanks of gas for an old lawn mower.
• 2 acres worth of soil-dwelling common bacteria.
• The life of a spoiled brat.
• 100 eBay postings.
• One millionth of my love for the Earth.

Tomorrow i’ll fight global warming by throwing vast amounts of free ice from the local McDonald’s and throwing it up into the atmosphere.