Hate spam email? What if…

Hate spam email? What if…

What if, instead of emails of false promises and references to penises, spam emails magically became Spam, the meat in a can? Would Spam inboxes have new options in addition to “empty”? Like “slice” or “with eggs?” Would a new Swine Flu emerge in smaller countries called obesity?

Would Nigeria become the most powerful country in the world due to the income generated by emailing everyone cans of Spam, not because they’re selling it but because Spam recipients all over the world would be sending them money to thank them? That would be ironic. Im gonna pitch this to M. Night Shyamalan.

Update: Checkout these illustrations based on Spam email subjects.