How to eat balut (a la rap)
The title of this magnificent piece of work is “Suck my duck.” In summary, you may suck ducks in just 4 easy steps:
- Crack the top and then you suck it
- Touch the duck and then you rub it
- Pull it out and then you love it
- Eat it up and then you chuck it
If you think this song has a sprinkle of sexual innuendo, that’s actually salt. You have no idea how hard it is to make lyrics whose words rhyme with “suck” and “duck” without having it sound bastos (indecent).
Lyrics:
Suck my Duck
Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam to China
But you’ll never find them in North Carolina
I love Disneyland ‘cuz of Donald Duck
Kidnap the quack and throw him in a truck
Start interrogation, ask where his mom is
Search across the nation her eggs are humongous
Join my fan club the balut maniacs
Eat all you can ‘cuz, it’s an aphrodisiac
CHORUS:
Crack the top and then you suck it
Touch the duck and then you rub it
Pull it out and then you love it
Eat it up and then you chuck it
Heat it up when you’re at the market
Pick it up and then you hug it
Listen up it’s not a nugget
Hit me up if you don’t want it
Wait, you ask, Filipeanut how you do it?
I love the you way crack it and the way you suck the fluid
Here’s how you find them, go duck hunting
Go find a duck, with some eggs, not ducklings
Catch him or be polite and ask him
Boil up the eggs ’til you hear them stop quackin’
Take em off the stove and now get to crackin’
Sit back relax, get fat and attack ’em
CHORUS
Don’t be scared of his beak and his feathers
Treasure the pleasure the taste is in the texture
Balut, damn, i love it so much
I made another song about the ducks i suck
In United States, they’re hard to find
My fine feathered friends find places to hide
Forget about scrambled, forget over-easy
Fly to the Philippines if you don’t believe me
Tools used to make this balut
- Beat made with Reason 2.5
- Audio editing made with Peak 4.0
- Video made with iMovie
- Illustration made with Adobe Illustrator 10
- Hardware: Apple Powerbook
Read a short comic starring this balut!