How to make Jollibee fly

1) Select and copy this javascript code:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval(‘A()’,5); void(0);

2) Click on the “Holla, B” icon on the right or the image above to go to the “Holla, B” page.

3) Paste the above code into the address bar of your browser and hit enter. Be sure to clear the web address first.

4) All of a sudden Jollibee’s dismembered head starts chasing the words across the screen. Use this to scare children or a tired uncle.

You can use this code on any website but the fewer the images the better. For example, the front pages of Flickr.com or Google.com. Please note that this may not work on certain browsers. If this is the case, pick up your monitor and throw it.

Update April 23, 2021: Just reviewed this post. That code no longer works in today’s modern age lol.