I’ll take that “to go” please

I never eat-in at a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant in the U.S. Why? Because they don’t serve rice.

Eating something without rice is like watching my favorite movie without sound or slapping my enemy in the face without using hands: I just can’t do it. Kentucky Fried Chicken (or Popeye’s or Church’s) is so flavorful and oily I have to have it with rice. There are some things I can eat without rice, like pizza or a Snickers bar. But other than that, rice complements everything else. Take for example Flaming Hot Cheetos. You really need to mix that with some rice if you want to experience pure joy.

Scratch that, i’d actually eat pizza with rice. Might as well throw Snickers in with that too, a nice thick piece of suman with chocolate and peanut chunks sounds pretty good right now.