Imported Red Horse beer
Finding Red Horse beer stateside is like trying to find that piece of meat stuck in-between your teeth but can’t because it’s somewhere in the back of your mouth where your fingers can’t reach it. It was a dry year until February when a new shipment of Red Horse finally arrived in Seafood City markets in Northern California. Unfortunately we don’t get the grande bottles imported but the stallions (small bottles) are better than nothing. That and water.
It stopped showing up in stores this past year so finding them back was a big deal to me and my family. It was like the end of a drought and marked the beginning of spring. This beer is smooth yet strong, just like real red horses would be, if they existed. White unicorns would probably be passive and flamey. If you still can’t find them try Jamaica’s Red Stripe. That beer is good with sinugba (grilled stuff). And don’t forget the floss.
I havent had RED HORSE In years,I like that beer! but i’ll get it here in Maine,Is possible to find a RED HORSE T-shirt?
Red Horse beer, tees, anything, are hard to find. I don’t even know if red-colored horses even exist. I’ve seen black horses and white horses but where the hell are the red ones? Natural selection is indeed, racist.