In and Out burger vs. Kristin Kreuk

Another place I go to when I finish eating my week-old left-over adobo is In and Out burger. I swear every time I visit one there’s a line of cars at the drive-thru and a choir of angels singing.

On top of all that, there’s always a beautiful woman in line waiting to order or eating with her friends in one of the booths. But like 90% of all computer nerds, I never try to talk to such women. Now only if I was a tall, light-skinned, basketball player who could break dance and juggle could I ever have a chance with these ladies. Unfortunately, im a short, dark-skinned, X-Box player who breaks things when I dance. Don’t bother asking me to juggle.

Damn, there was one day I was waiting to be called to pick up my food when all of a sudden a girl who looked exactly like Kristin Kreuk from Smallville got in line. If a look-a-like of Kristin Kreuk can be so heart-tugging in person, just imagine the REAL Kristin Kreuk standing in line. Actually you can’t, it’s UNIMAGINABLE.

So that’s my review of In and Out burger. Join me next time as I analyze the social and gastronomical ramifications of Jack in the Box and Scarlett Johansson.

Photo of Kristin Kreuk courtesy of whoever took the picture of Kristin Kreuk. Lucky bastard I hate you. But don’t sue me.