Keeping up with tradition

Nothing says “damn that’s romantic” like getting married in a 400-year-old church. My cousin got hitched in the same church my parents, grandparents, and great-great-grand parents got married in.

Sigh, I guess that means Rachel McAdams and I will be taking an expensive eloping trip to Bohol soon. I think things would be easier if she knew I existed though.

Rachel, will you marry me?

Hey it’s Albert silly! Put that down, you. You’re silly.