Malls in the Philippines

Malls in the Philippines

Pinaka-hella big.

Do not enter. Or else I will spank you.

Do not enter. Or else I will spank you.

I saw the sign. And it opened up my mata.

Going back to the hood

Going back to the hood

Na balik na jud ang balikbayan.

Buko pie

Buko pie

Innocent coconut.

Mmmmm… Chocolate Hills

Mmmmm… Chocolate Hills

Dis is nat a chokolaytes!

Kulangot and muta

Kulangot and muta

Pirting hagoa ning mga kugmo sa ilong bai chos!

Presh opp da boat

Presh opp da boat

Technically, my dad was the last person to use a boat to get to the United States. It took a month.

Empanada lambada somebada stop me

Empanada lambada somebada stop me

Rally round tha’ family, with pockets full of peas and chicken.

Keepin’ it real and keepin’ it Rizal

Keepin’ it real and keepin’ it Rizal

Keep it riz, giz. #inappropriate

How to cook rice

How to cook rice

Fingers are all you need. To succeed.