Sea cucumber vs. uncle
After what seemed to be an inside-out urethra grazed my big toe, I walked (or ran hysterically) over the water to safety. My cousin, gigling at me, picked it up and delivered it to my uncle who admirably released it back into the wild after biting off a piece of it and spitting out its poisonous insides saying, “wa’y lami ng ‘sud ani.” (This is nasty).
In conclusion, if something looks like it is part of a human penus, close your eyes and think of a happy place like a Hello Kitty store or a playground in Sweden.