Solar eclipse of the heaaaarrrt

Turn around…
Every now and then I get a little bit pissed out, every time I under cook Jasmine riiiice…
Turn around…
Every now and then I sing a song by Madonna or Blondie on laser disc or magic miiiic…

Thank you. That was my rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart. Please join me next time as I serenade your girlfriend during a partial solar eclipse by Manila bay.

Girl… I do.

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