The Impossible Kid starring Weng Weng

Weng Weng was a 3-foot tall martial-arts expert who worked for the Manila branch of Interpol. Bathe in his wondrous second and final shin-kicking spy movie “The Impossible Kid,” which was possibly even more mind-blowing than The Impossible Kid’s prequel: “For Your Height Only.”

His signature move involved a free-fall clothesline on his opponent(s) from atop a flight of stairs. When no stairs were available, he’d hide underneath trucks and trip people. He enjoyed riding his yellow mini-bike and seducing secretaries (sorry, “assistants”) in-between saving rich Chinoy businessmen and flashing his Interpol ID. Despite his passing in the mid-90’s, he has slowly acquired a modest cult following of which I have become leader.