To boldly go where no Filipino wants to go. Bro.
I remember one Star Trek episode where Captain William Shatner had to find Spock’s brain on a planet full of scantily-clad women who enslaved their men for hard-labor and sex.
No, the image above is far more creepier than the episode.
(Photo sources: “Sore Trek”, Besighyawn. “Pinock”, Google.)