We jammin’, and I hope you like ube jam too
Ube jam is either a rock concert with a weird name or something you spread on everything from pan de sal to your finger. Actually ube jam is something I spread with my finger on everything. And then I lick the thing I spread it on. Sometimes I just spread the jam directly on my tongue, saving precious time and energy.
How to make ube jam
- Melt a lot of butter in a wok. Throw in two cans of milk.
- Throw in a bag of sugar.
- Throw in some purple.
- Find some ube.
- Crush the ube and then plop it in the mixture.
- Inject yourself with insulin. Check your blood pressure. You’re gonna die.