You have laway (saliva) on your sleeve. You’re fired.

I heard from my friend’s only sibling’s brother that a La Consolacion College student was caught asleep during a class lecture.

I felt bad about her so I decided to google my last name to make sure I was beating my relatives in google searches.

After that I laughed at a photo of a guy with a big tie and a big arm like he was from a Resident Evil video game. It turned out he was wearing the “Pillow for Working Late” product, which is what you wear whilst checking NSFW websites at your data entry/call center/soul-sucking job.

Laway means saliva in bisaya. Its true, check this Wiki. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, it turns out I have a cousin who lives in Russia! Aloha!